There used to be racks and racks of them in the lingerie department of May Co, Macy's and Sears:
In a variety of styles:
with a myriad of trims and ribbons and fabrics
When I mentioned this missing-in-action item to my 30 year old daughter, I was surprised someone from her generation would reply, "I know mom, I went shopping for one the other day and could not find them anywhere! She was a victim of
The Disappearing Slip!!
Full ones that include a bodice (certainly out of underwear-style now) make great warm weather nighties.
AND they had a practical purpose. That's right, a sartorial function.
What to do when the underwear lines are showing through a clingy or sheer dress??? Put on a slip.
Yes, that's right, put on a silky piece of lingerie to smooth out the dimples and dumplings our less than perfect bodies develop when squeezed by elastic-edged undergarments.
Now a strange thing has developed in our freer-than-ever couture culture. Instead of putting ON another piece of underclothing to hide the lumps and bumps, we simply take what little underthings we are wearing.
And replace them with stringier, abbreviated versions, thereby leaving less between us and the view of the whole wide world.
For everyone's sake, girlfriends.
Let's still the jiggle.
If you are more inclined to take advice from an 80 year old than a 30 year old, here's this: On Christmas Eve, my mother in law recounted that while removing gifts from her trunk, a stiff breeze was blowing. Neighbors gathered across the street on the driveway. An unexpected gust blew the swishy part of her dress practically waist-high. Had it not been for the slip under her skirt, the neighbors would have had an eyeful. It was a close call, she giggled with a Santa-like twinkle in her eye. The wonders of the slip demonstrated!
The band guys fidget awkwardly and try to figure out what to do with their eyes.
The 1960's full slip was featured in Mad Men's Maidenform episode. And had a brief come-back about 5 years ago when someone got the novel idea of turning the underslip into an outer dress. By adding glittery sequins, pearls and other embellishments, it was marketed as a cocktail dress....didn't hear or see anything about them afterwards...just an interesting article of a wannabe trend that never took off.
It's very likely I'm behind the times. That I'm going 20 in a 60 mile-an-hour fashion runway. Just as was Scarlett O'Hara when Rhett Butler chided her that pantaloons had long gone out of style. Even so, back then they had nine yards of fabric to maintain their modesty. Seems that's a fading fad, too.
Enough of my futile rant about limping lingerie in the 21st century.
Here's to a Merry Christmas and a stylish 2013.
May Santa slip a slip in your stocking.
Otherwise, I think you can find them online.