Cloe with the blue hair made my day! She liked my swimsuit.
The Greeks were the first who recorded wearing swim suits. They made two important contributions to our society: A Republic form of government and bathing suits. A brilliant civilization! With the President's monarchical (dictatorial?) reversal of laws void of congressional due process, it appears our republic may be crumbling. Good thing one of the Greek contributions still stands strong: Bathing suits! Alive and well on our golden shores!
I used to think owning more than one swimsuit was excessive.
Until I moved to Florida.
Swimsuits are a lot like like shoes. You have to have more than one pair; a pair for every occasion in multiple styles for multiple functions. It's a fact for water wear and footwear alike. Here are the wardrobe must-haves:
1. A skirted suit to play with the kids.
2. A husband-suit (bikini) made of the least amount of fabric.
3. A church-suit, one piece which uses the most fabric.
Ha! I'll never forget at a pool event after church, one African American mom sent her daughter to call home for her bathing suit. After her daughter had left a good distance, she hollered after her in earshot of us all, "Make sure dad brings my church-suit!"
4. Board shorts and surf shirt for kayaking and volleyball.
5. A fashion suit for resort wear and cruising.
6. A bandeaux for optimum tan lines.
7. A tank-ini for family beach days.
And then of course, one must have coordinating cover ups and flip flops for those spontaneous strolls down West Atlantic to browse the art galleries or pick up a cup of Starbucks.
Maybe seven swimsuits aren't enough.
Much like shoes.